Thank you beautiful believers. Many questions have been directed to my communication terminal considering the invisible deer of Trifenderor. What are they? What do they eat? How did they get to earth? Why are they here? First of all, we have to think a little differently about the way things work before we really answer any of those questions. Trifenderor is real. That’s my home planet. It is a place that is constantly being rethought and replaced. You see, Trifenderor is created and maintained by the thoughts of the invisible deer. No invisible deer, no Trifenderor. It’s why deer hunting is illegal where I am from. I, and everything else on Trifenderor has been created by belief. And those thoughts and beliefs have come from the invisible deer themselves. So, where were the invisible deer before they created the planet of Trifenderor? No one knows. There are theories, and science books stacked high in the grande library of Trifenderor, but no one knows for sure. The chicken or the egg? It’s a confusing issue…although…not really, obviously eggs came into existence well before chickens existed. Eggs in general have really been around for quite some time, whereas chickens are much more new to the cosmic scene. Think of the deer as the egg and Trifenderor as the chicken.
Ahhhh…I see, you want to know what was there before Trifenderor. Where were the deer? Even though i already said that no one knows…Some people do. The deer existed in the known universe at that time, but the universe was much different back then. Before Trifenderor there were only moons. Everyone lived on the moon…or a moon…as there were many. That was before the interstellar alliance waged the infamous war against moons. Nearly 98% of the moons were destroyed. The alliance, you see, owned space-land. And it was the only other place to live besides the moon. So, threatened to extinction, the invisible deer created Trifenderor out of desperation. And then de-imagined the interstellar alliance and all was good. But the deer had seen some dark shit in those days, so their thoughts were impure and they brought many creatures and beasts to Trifenderor as well. And then they imagined me to come and save them. So I did…sort of…or…not really at all. That’s another story entirely.
Have a wonderful Easter and as always, believe.