Hello there believers. Thanks for visiting. I am about to return to Earth for a very short tour near Bowling Green, Ohio. Right now my alternative engine drive is having problems translating subterranean vibrational energies into electrical currents. Its probably just the metaphysical alternator, but nonetheless, I am in the area and Earth people are much nicer than the folks on Flyggian 9. In all fairness, I must say that the inhabitants of that planet have every reason to be angry with me, as I stole a very important artifact from their galaxy museum. It was for a friend’s birthday. That is what he wanted. There’s only one of them in the known universe. And…guess what…its no longer on Flyggian 9. Don’t worry Earth folk, there is nothing on Earth I intend to steal. Just looking for a place to land for awhile while I make some repairs to my spacecraft and prepare for my next journey through the multiverse. I plan on arriving in your solar system sometime midweek (probably ghystrerw or wbcbeib…or wednesday or thursday…sometimes I forget which Calendar days the earth uses). If anyone needs any help fighting or studying supernatural creatures please let me know as soon as possible, because my schedule fills up pretty quickly. You can use the mystical Trifenderor psychic distress call. I will make sure that my helmet receivers are set to filter out any unwanted noise. As always, stay safe, be good to yourself, and above all other things…believe.