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Well, earthlings, my earth visit is done for awhile. It’s been awesome. Hope you got to see me perform while I was here. I’m leaving you this website, and my album, as souvenirs. Bigfoot, mothman, thanks for showing me around your fantastic planet. I will not forget the two of you…ever. Peace out earthlings, my tour of duty is complete. Looking forward to being back home on my planet for awhile. I’ve got some deer to protect.

-mechanical cat

The first full length album in over a decade!

Here is a brief preview of the songs.

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The mechanical cat

lyrics from november 11 on the album 9 stars

nevermind how the trilogy flows. i’ll explode the road where the blockade grows. cut quick like a sliver. make the cold ones shiver. like the november river running through my soul. and. now its time to pick up the sword. and fold up your clothes. for those souls who know more. i was on the floor as the forces surround me. a friend tipped off the bad boss for some money. and i’m bound to get myself in situations like these. with my hands tied behind my back and nothing up my sleeves. forced to delay. he was on his on his way. but by the time he rolled up his secret base was in flames. and i was standing there. i could tell he was scared. because the force of my motion made him drown in an ocean of dark prophecies. because i slayed his brigade. their faces dismayed when i was forced to show them of what i was made. from something else besides the forces of nature. i’m not your offspring i am an alien. synthesized from atoms like einsteinium and germanium. implanted deep inside my brain stem. and with mothman as my friend. and bigfoot to defend. i’m riding into battle on invisible deer men. and this is what i do for less than minimum wage. i combat the forces that even jesus wouldn’t brave. like the purple ponies of the frozen night. vampires werewolves and invisible frights. and. cold alien scientist planning on flaying him. be prepared for me to blast apart your cranium. add a syllable here. add a syllable here. make it good or evil so the masses care.

ok i remember how to fly. but it doesn’t really matter tonight.

under scorpio i let the mystery grow. i’m well researched in the paranormal flow. and suffice it so say. no matter the day. my words will never cut through to your brain because you’re afraid. and i’m usually attacked by several species at the same time, most of them are supernatural beasts. and its a crime when confronted with the dark shit of nature not to fight back. and roll up your sleeves.  cause this is your battle to. and i can’t be the dude. who always solves your problems and explains them 1 2. so tie your shoes. and flash your twisted grins. and if you don’t win. they won’t go away. you can try again.

ok i remember how to fly. but it doesn’t really matter tonight.

dark forces. and mysteries so hard to understand. my plan involves the secrets of the information man. I bend light rays with my eyes. with sound waves i synthesize. i prefer to eat peanut butter toast. i don’t like animals to die. unless they are strange and creepy. i slay but don’t eat thee. i’m not gonna mess up these bones with foreign genes and information streams. and broken dreams. i’ve had enough of this business. do you know what i mean. because when you jump into the night against the myst and the streetlights. you wear clothes to protect. when you stick out your neck. i’ve changed my costume 3 times, because i’ve died 3 times, because the battles i fight would make you cry most times.

and my heart keeps on pounding.

like a pulsar sounding,

in the cold cold reaches of space.

i’m orbiting around and around and around…

1 Invisible deer

Thank you beautiful believers. Many questions have been directed to my communication terminal considering the invisible deer of Trifenderor. What are they? What do they eat? How did they get to earth? Why are they here? First of all, we have to think a little differently about the way things work before we really answer any of those questions. Trifenderor is real. That’s my home planet. It is a place that is constantly being rethought and replaced. You see, Trifenderor is created and maintained by the thoughts of the invisible deer. No invisible deer, no Trifenderor. It’s why deer hunting is illegal where I am from. I, and everything else on Trifenderor has been created by belief. And those thoughts and beliefs have come from the invisible deer themselves. So, where were the invisible deer before they created the planet of Trifenderor? No one knows. There are theories, and science books stacked high in the grande library of Trifenderor, but no one knows for sure. The chicken or the egg? It’s a confusing issue…although…not really, obviously eggs came into existence well before chickens existed. Eggs in general have really been around for quite some time, whereas chickens are much more new to the cosmic scene. Think of the deer as the egg and Trifenderor as the chicken.

Ahhhh…I see, you want to know what was there before Trifenderor. Where were the deer? Even though i already said that no one knows…Some people do. The deer existed in the known universe at that time, but the universe was much different back then. Before Trifenderor there were only moons. Everyone lived on the moon…or a moon…as there were many. That was before the interstellar alliance waged the infamous war against moons. Nearly 98% of the moons were destroyed. The alliance, you see, owned space-land. And it was the only other place to live besides the moon. So, threatened to extinction, the invisible deer created Trifenderor out of desperation. And then de-imagined the interstellar alliance and all was good. But the deer had seen some dark shit in those days, so their thoughts were impure and they brought many creatures and beasts to Trifenderor as well. And then they imagined me to come and save them. So I did…sort of…or…not really at all. That’s another story entirely.

Have a wonderful Easter and as always, believe.